Q: What time is it when an elephant steps on your wall clock?
A: It's time to get a new Hobart Lane Wall Clock
The Hobart Lane G-String:
Hot & Sexy.
Ladies, the back reveals the popular street sign....if the man of your dreams spots that in a bar and doesn't know what it is - don't talk to him. If that drunk buys you a beer and you toast to the Lane, take him home.
Guys - a nice and easy gift for her, no thought needed. (hint: buy a small if your not sure).
Man Town Pillow:
It's soft, it's comfy, it says to your guests, "Yeah, I'm mature enough to own my own pillow, yet I haven't forgotten my roots"